But Did They* Kill Jesus?

*I'm one of them, if that isn't clear by now.

Anyway, Lenny Bruce had the final word on this a few decades ago (slight paraphrase): "It's time to set the record straight. Not only did we kill Jesus, but it was my family. We found a note in the basement, it said, 'I killed him--Uncle Sol.' But that's not all. When he comes back, we're going to kill him again."

Amen brotha.