Sometimes You Can't Improve On A Headline

Five years for man who shot himself in groin...and yes, it was with a sawn-off shotgun he stuffed down his pants after getting into an argument with a friend over whose turn it was to buy the next round.

Ah those wacky English:

Gulzar Syed, defending, said: "He is still suffering as a result of the injuries. He still feels quite severe pain. There are still pellets embedded within the scrotum area of his body."

Judge Robert Moore said recent legislation regarding banned guns meant he had to impose the statutory minimum sentence on Walker of five years in prison.