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The Yankees just put the finishing touches on a choke so monumental that only the Boston Red Sox could have accomplished it. In other news, all knowledge of empirical science has just been invalidated because the Principle of Counterinduction---the principle of the disuniformity of nature---has just been confirmed.

I'm grasping to put a positive spin on this. Let's see; what does Tom Maguire think of this now? If the Sox are the Democrats and the Yankees are the Republicans, then surely this result bodes well, no? No! By the counterinductive light, George W. Bush is going to win the election.