Because I'm An Insomniac

...and because even now after nearly a year to cool down emotionally, I still have a hatred for the Wachowski brothers that burns hotter than the absolute center of a trillion blue-white stars, here are couple (one and two) of hilarious reviews/fiskings of the disgraceful first sequel to the Matrix. (The second sequel was so bad that no word sufficiently describes it. I suggest "the opposite of scrumtrilescent.")