Turkeys

Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be spending at least the first part of it doing something I actually cannot believe I'm going to do---watch the parade in New York (in New York). If you've read this blog at all, you probably could have figured out that I'm not a huge fan of parades. Well, I've got my reasons. I'll check back in and post if I get a chance.

Meanwhile, just keep stuffing your face with turkey and potatoes and gravy, you fat bastard. It's all going to your thighs.