Short Answers To Stupid Questions (Left Wing Racism Edition)

Q: Is Condoleezza Rice really a black woman?

A: Yes

Believe it or not, this column gets steadily worse after its opening line. E.g.:

While she may appear on the outside to share the color and therefore sentiments of black people, actions speak louder than both words and skin.

Uh, wow. I mean, wow. I'll leave it to others to comment on the vile racism present here (let it be noted that I noted it). I object on behalf of innocent metaphors everywhere that have been mixed against their will.