Crucifixion World Tour

I see via Kieran at Crooked Timber that "relics" from the crucifixion are going to be touring the American southwest at the behest of a right-wing Catholic splinter group. I'm reminded of the scene in Blackadder I when Percy tells Edmund and Baldrick that he has come into posession of "a bone from the finger of our Lord," only for Baldrick to reveal that Jesus's fingers are on a special sale, half a crown for a dozen.