Overheard

Awesome. On the Howard Stern show tonight, the fourth contestant in the Intern Beauty pageant, a grad student from (where else?) Quinnipiac gave the following answers during the rapid-fire Q&A "personality" segment of her evaluation:

Q: If you had to be a lesbian with a female celebrity, who would it be?

A: Christina Aguilera

Q: If you were president, what would be your first act in office?

A: Universal healthcare [!--ed.]

This was after she related stories about exhibitionistic road head (in front of a toll collector) and making out with her (female) best friend in a lingerie store. Isn't America great (except for the lack of adequate healthcare)?