Fashion Criticism Corner

Think what you will of me for writing this, but...

On the way back from getting food with my roommate (and skipping out on the Persian Nowruz party---I couldn't go if my lifeline wasn't going to be there), I noticed an apparent freshman heading in the same direction. I noticed because: She was wearing a rainbow-striped Old Navy rugby shirt, a green skirt, black tights, and ugg boots. In other words, every stupid trend from the last year and a half was present in some form on her. It's a losing battle, but I blame Sex and the City for this dreck.