A Medium For (small-d) Democrats

This is why I love the blogosphere; earlier today I posted something at Hit & Run about the latest assault on freedom in Bloomberg's Big Apple (long story short, you won't be able to drink coffee on NYC subways anymore). Commenter E. Steven wrote:

How about a rule against territorial leg-spreading? You know, those guys who need to establish their testicular lebensraum by spreading their legs as widely apart as possible so that no man, woman or child will challenge their subway-bench supremacy!

Get that man a blog.

ANOTHER THOUGHT: Or at least give him a recurring role at (not)Delino. (That site could probably use a few more contributors, am I right? [Pop quiz: at what point will the number of Delino contributors exceed the number of non-contributors who get their jokes? I say 20--ed.] Or at the very least, let him develop his blogging arm at (not)Marquis Grissom. Or make him Dan's new assistant. Or something.

A FURTHER THOUGHT: I'm kidding, chill.