The Purpose Driven Life

Fascinating. Remember that woman who subdued the courthouse shooter a few months ago? You know, the last non-celebrity, non-reality TV personality, non newsbimbo, non-abductee attractive blonde allowed on television. Well, Lindsay Beyerstein brings word that there are two plausible theories about how Ashley Smith pacified Brian Nichols. Theory 1: Drawing upon her experience with Christian-themed self-help literature. Theory 2: Slipping him methamphetamine.

I don't know how to decide. What would William of Ockham do (WWWoOD)?