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I'm not sure what the Knappster doesn't understand: If Steve Kubby doesn't die in excruciating pain in prison, Our Children© might be induced to accept the false and pernicious belief that a single puff of their older brothers' shitty reefer won't ruin their lives.

Next thing you know, he'll be arguing preposterously that 'Merican society won't collapse if medicinal consumption of homegrown isn't classified as interstate commerce. (Right, TL?) I mean, these ain't no brain teasers.