Joke of The Day/Dropping the Sword of Damocles

This is inspired by relationship issues (namely I want out and she wants money [what a whore--ed.]) with a girl named after a certain Roman goddess of the hunt.*

I first heard this from Christopher Hitchens, around the time of the demise of the bulimic bambi, my soon-to-be-ex's namesake:

Q: What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common?

A: They're both easily laid, but difficult and expensive to get rid of.

*It's really a win-win-win for me, because 1) it let's people know I'm not gay even though I go to Yale, not that there's anything wrong with that [yeah, right--ed.]; 2) I'm fairly certain she doesn't know about this website, so I can vent publicly and still pretend to be concerned about her [you're such an asshole--ed.]; and 3) if she does somehow come across this posting, then I'll have spared myself some excruciating phone conversations.