Russell Simmons: In Touch With Street Culture

...unless he's hanging out with the Paris Hilton crowd in the Hamptons.

If he complains anymore that Democrats* are unresponsive to the needs of minorities and the working class, I suggest we all pool some money to get a billboard at Times Square with this quote:

Russell Simmons got made [sic] at me for not having a fork to hand to him that second before I washed silverware in front of him to hand to him. Then he was annoyed at how very cold the bottle of Fiji water I handed him was.

As we all know, the fluctuations of the temperature of Fiji water bottles is one of those societal ills that hits the working and urban poor the hardest.

*Goes without saying about Republicans, right?