Why Ann Coulter Got Canned

Worldnet Daily reprinted the article that USA Today refused to run. I guess Ann knew she was off to flying start when she cleared her throat by saying "Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston...." and breathlessly proceeded to accuse Democrats of "constantly...slandering police as violent, racist fascists." Funny how I've never heard that epithet.

She also doesn't think much of the ability of liberal men to get chicks, or of liberal chicks to look appealing:

As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the U.N. Security Council's approval. Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.

Coulter is, of course, exactly right. I, for one, have never tried to make a move on a girl without seeking the UN Security Council's approval, and every single liberal man I know has at least once written to Kofi Annan for romantic advice. But if I could offer a word to any liberal men around Boston who might run into the Blond Beastess: don a "cross or American flag" so that Coulter will identify you as one of "[her] allies," and give her the rogering of her life. Then, when she's begging for a second go-round, let her know you're voting for Kerry. Also, consult this on techniques to use.

Now, as for the girls, I have to confess that I was unaware that pretty girls like Natalie Portman were all conservatives. Be reasonable, Ann; not every woman can aspire to look like a barbie doll coming out of an industrial-strength clothes dryer, and the ad hominems are just uncalled for.