How To Know Your Candidate Is A Loser

One indication might be that he's publicly against the popular election of U.S. senators. Wait, don't click on the link yet. I'll give you three guesses about who it is. And no, the Constitution Party candidate doesn't count.

...Okay, have you figured it out? No? One more minute.

...Alright, I hope you got it. So here goes. This line is perhaps the funniest straight-faced reporting I've ever read:

Keyes' Democratic rival, state Sen. Barack Obama of Chicago, issued a statement saying he supports popular election of U.S. senators.