Now That Is Witty

You can try to outfunny The Corner---but you would fail. Just take a gander at Barbara Comstock's hil-fucking-arious "joke":

John Kerry's GQ interview left out what he clearly considers the biggest asset in a woman -- her bank account!

OMG! ROtF! LMFAO! You, you're good, you.

[See it's funny, because John Kerry married two very rich women. So, obviously, he considers money attractive. Get it? Yes? It's funny, right?--ed.]