Like A Horse And Carriage

Jamie Kirchick, refreshed and hopefully back to a regular blogging schedule, noticed something that I missed during my Toad's experience on Saturday:

BTW, who else was at Toad's on Saturday night? A f*&^ing 9/11 tribute!? At Toad's? Those things go together like John Ashcroft and anal beads.

I guess it happened while I was in the sidebar chatting up a couple of Q-pac girls (the best kind of girls). Cause if I didn't score, the terrorists would have won---which is even money to be the most-used pick-up line by Q-pac meatheads that night.


(BTW, you know you have a friend if he'll tell some girl he's gay in order to hook you up with her. I'm not going to reveal any names, but not a lot of guys are secure enough to do that. Thanks, man.)