Jimmy Fallon Sucks

But you already knew that. Adam Baer explains why.

Depressingly, he predicts that we might never be rid of Fallon, and he might be right:

More ridiculous, Fallon will likely retain his high level of popularity as long as he continues to work. Most "Saturday Night Live" alums leave the nest and hedge a bet on whether or not they can act; they face complete failure if they can't deliver the goods. Jimmy Fallon's schtick is about never being able to deliver. And therein lies the ultimate in Hollywood job security. Just keep doing what you do--almost being funny--and you can keep your ($150 retro t-)shirt. Who, after all, wants to hone skills of timing, characterization, and believability when it's easier to slide through the gates of acceptableness because, like, there's a bankable market for your adolescent incompetence?