Things You Learn Reading The Corner (Part 367)

"[Dan] Patrick asked Curt [Schilling] whether or not he thought ARod's mitt slap was bush-league and Schilling said, 'No, it was Kerry-league.' He seems to be no fan of ARod or Kerry." This is packaged as "one more reason to love the guy."

Or, in my case, one more reason to hope that Roger Clemens beats the Sox in Game 7.