Watching Fox News So You Don't Have To

Wolcott is the man:

Later this afternoon, senior political correspondent Carl Cameron complained to Howdy Doody dummy Shepard Smith that so far he'd been stiffed in getting an interview with Kerry, indeed that Kerry seemed to be avoiding Fox News altogether. This is the same Carl Cameron who concocted a jolly fake campaign report with girly-man quotes from Kerry such as "Women should like me! I do manicures" and "Didn't my nails and cuticles look great?" which somehow found its way onto the Fox News website. Now, having revealed his contempt for the candidate (a contempt drizzled with homophobia), Cameron finds himself on the outside staring at the door as far as the Kerry campaign is concerned. He's lucky they even allow him on the plane.