I'm A Billy Goat

Eric Muller found the coolest time-wasting personality test I've ever seen (sample question: would you rather your mother or your father catches you masturbating).

I turned out to be a Billy Goat (deliberate brutal sex dreamer), which is pretty nasty, but not as bad as the Hornivore. My opposite is the Loverboy. Eric was a Slow Dancer. I'd call him a weeny but I'm too grateful to him for finding this.