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Wonkette isn't liveblogging the Oscars, but that girl is.

UPDATE: Okay, now look at this.

UPDATE: I know less than almost anybody about the film industry, so tell me if I'm wrong in assuming that the show's producers are making an embarrassing spectacle out of the nominees for the lesser awards.

Also, fuck The Aviator.

UPDATE: Was Dustin Hoffmann drunk?

On another note, @#$%#&! I had a chance to get odds on MDB, and passed it up when I saw The Aviator winning all those early awards. Early exit polls do me in again!