Welcome Crooked Timberites

If you've made your way from the smartest blog on the web to this (by comparison) stillbirth, you have my gratitude.

Now as George Constanza would likely point out, the pressure on us to come up with some earth-shatteringly brilliant content just went through the ceiling. How are we supposed to deal with that? Everything is ruined.

But if you're willing to stick around for a while and see what this is about---well, no one will hold that against you. And here, for those interested, is my compiled work with dead trees.