I Did A Nice Thing

For Nostradamus & co. You, too, could be link'd on Hit & Run. Just convince me that grokking the minutiae of Back to the Future fits the "free minds and free markets" idea. Double points for not calling me a "scurvy, auto-fellating hogfucker." (Hint: If I were limber enough to auto-fellate, I'd never leave home. Although on second thought, that does sound a bit gay.)