Kuestions For The Kids

For about a one mile stretch of scenic southbound Sepulveda Blvd., I trailed a beautiful silver Mercedes CLK 500 with a vanity plate that read "EVEVEVE" and a license plate frame that read "UCLA Alumni."

1) Shouldn't the frame have read "UCLA Alumnus/a"?*

2) Was that gorgeous automobile purchased with a) the fruits of many days' exhausting labor, or b) Daddy's money?

3) Is Eve (or Eveveve) a J-o-o?

*Line edited per Evan's comment. What the fuck was I on? Fuck. Magister Guderian would be appalled.