A Dream In The Mind Of Graham Chapman

One of the following states of affairs is a Monty Python sketch. The other really happened. Can you tell which is which?:

A group of sailors stranded on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean argue over which one the others should eat. They decide to eat the kosher one.

OR

A man is struck by a car in the middle of the street. A policeman writes him a ticket for jaywalking. He dies.

Answer here.