Constitution Schmonstitution

Nothing can top this:

Q. How does a War Bill become a War Law?
A. It all begins with the president, who submits a bill to the president. If a majority of both the president and the president approve the bill, then it passes on to the president, who may veto it or sign it into law. And even then the president can override himself with a two-thirds vote...[snip]...

A. Cause without the wiretaps there's nothin to stop the terrorists from eatin you, yknow. The terrorists and their army of bees.
Q. Oh no! I'm allergic to terrorists AND bees!

Fafnir forgot to add that even after both houses of president have passed a bill and the president has signed it, it's still subject to review and interpretation by the president.