Bush-Claus 2004?

Wonkette has the scoop. Frankly, my impression was that she prefers peddling rumors and half-truths [what a hottie though--ed.] to just making shit up, but hey, this is pretty funny.

In other news, Bush is still not sure if his true Redeemer is God the Father or Son of Man Jim Caviezel. Personally, the only messiahs I believe in are crazed South Korean tax cheats who conduct seances with Hitler and Stalin.