Fellas...Let's Get Our Act Together, Huh?

Chris Suellentrop details the first day of the John-John campaign.

This is just fucking hilarious: At a campaign stop in Cleveland, home of the Cleveland Browns, "Teresa Heinz-Kerry misfires...too, when she notes that she's from nearby Pittsburgh and gets booed. (Must be an AFC North thing.)"

Seriously though. Enough with vacuous sloganeering already.

Also, "Flush the Johns" is an awesome motto for the Republicans. They'd be fools not to use it.

On the other hand, the single greatest campaign slogan of all time is "Dick Nixon! Before he dicks you!" Hmmm...I wonder if that could be revived for this election. Maybe I should get a t-shirt printed up.