Phalangist Votes Count Too!

Were you ever worried that God's hand-picked disciples weren't going to get a chance to speak at the upcoming G(od's) O(wn) P(arty) convention in New York? Never fear. Senators Frothy-mixture-of-lube-and-fecal-matter (R-PA) and Bareback (R-KS) will have their chance to denounce the pagans. It's unclear whether or not they'll be speaking in primetime, but I think all Kerry supporters should root for a primetime sermon on the Kulturkampf.

Meanwhile, you can also check the press release on the addition of speakers to the lineup here. I love the description of Santorum: "a leader in the fight to reform and improve America's social welfare system and he has worked closely with President Bush on numerous aspects of his compassion agenda." Has the definition of "compassion" has been changed to "fag-baiting" or am I missing something?