What To Do With Caligula's Horse?

Now that Harriet Miers has withdrawn her Supreme Court nomination according to Charles Krauthammer's screenplay directions -- in anticipation of which, Mickey Kaus wrote: "Of course, since this face-saving impasse will undoubtedly be widely reported as a face-saving impasse, it's not clear it will actually be face-saving." -- take our interactive poll to determine what she can look forward to.

A) made into glue

B) made into violin bows

C) made into inexpensive sausage casing

D) made into gelatin

E) used as cheap source of meat for developing nations

F) returns to her old job providing the prop uterus in Bush's daily re-enactments of the birth of Minerva